Stu And Michelle Find A Bed Bug!
No, their mattress hasn't got tiny visitors, but a certain
amorous pair have established that the bed they share each
night appears to have been bugged by Big Brother!
Lovers Stuart and Michelle discovered a microphone attached
to the underside of their bed last night, prompting Stu to
tell the group, "We've had our bed bugged!"
Michelle took a gander and suggested that it was probably
Marco's, and at the same time Big Bro made a standard announcement
telling the housemates not to tamper with fixtures and fittings.
But the couple were highly suspicious that perhaps the all-seeing
entity wanted to enhance its 'all-hearing' status and zero-in
on their bedtime mutterings?
So, taking the offending item to the diary room with Michelle
in tow, Stu decided to try and outsmart Big Brother and announced,
"Marco's left his microphone".
When he was inevitably reminded not to mess with the fixtures
once again, smart boy Stu simply replied, "Yeah, it's
Marco's. Obviously we wouldn't dream of messing with the fixtures".
The sarcastic student then suggested that perhaps the mic
had slipped down the side of the bed and then taped itself
However, Big Bro was not in the mood for games and ordered
the pair to replace the snooping gadget exactly as it was
What next? A camera in Jay's underpants to catch him 'at it'?
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