School Task Failed
It's usually the case that kids take games in and generally
do nothing on the last day of term, but super-strict taskmaster
Big Brother had the pupils taking exams on the final day today.
As the housemates were called into the diary room one-by-one
to take a spelling test, the rest of the group watched the
proceedings on the plasma screen in the lounge.
Here's how they fared:
Ahmed correctly spelled the word 'parsnip'
Becki correctly spelled 'negotiate'
Daniel incorrectly spelled 'entrepreneur'
Jason correctly spelled 'syllabus' (that surprised
Michelle correctly spelled 'poultry' (chicken, get
Nadia incorrectly spelled 'balloon'
Shell correctly spelled 'graduate'
Stuart incorrectly spelled 'onomatopoeia' (that'll
teach him to boast)
Victor correctly spelled 'reluctant'
So, Dan tripped-up with 'entrepreneur', a word that many
people think has the letter 'a' in it, Nadia failed to spell
'balloon' properly and self-proclaimed brainbox Stuart couldn't
spell 'onomatopoeia', which means a word that sounds like
the thing it's describing, like 'buzz' or 'hiss'.
Of course, the BBO team would have known that last one without
even batting an eyelid, not because we were swots at school,
but due to all those many nights sat in detention, writing-out
Who said that being naughty doesn't pay?
The three spelling mistakes combined with one insubstantial
historical re-enactment lesson (the one with the moon landing),
meant that the group had failed and therefore will receive
no shopping next week. Big Bro will provide basic provisions,
flour, pasta etc.
On hearing the news the group was gutted, with Vic declaring,
There was some good news, however, when Shell was informed
that in real life she has graduated with a first class honors
degree in the History of Art from Glasgow University.
Upon hearing the news, Shell burst into tears and jumped into
the Jacuzzi fully-clothed! Congratulations girl.
As a reward for Shell's graduation, Big Bro provided the group
with a party complete with nibbles, booze and graduation gowns
and mortarboards to wear.
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