Mini-Task: Housemates Make The News
The housemates were set another mini-task by Big Brother tonight,
which was to produce their own series of news broadcasts.
Each housemate had to construct and read-out a 60-second report,
covering one of ten different subjects based on what they
thought might be happening in the real world.
Here's 'who covered what':
Ahmed - World News, with a story about the Department
of Defence being renamed the Department of Attack.
Dan - Pop Music, with an item about Michelle getting
a record deal. God help us!
Jason - Sport, with details of how Victor had signed
for Boston United for £210 a week.
Marco - Home Affairs, with a less-than-sensible report
on, "Education and stuff", and "the NHS and
Michelle - The traditional and light-hearted 'And Finally'
piece included news from the Big Brother house, which totally
contrasted with real news bulletins from last week
re: the big bust-up!
Nadia - Showbiz Gossip, with a largely unintelligible
report featuring the odd expletive when she messed things
up. Hmm, that wasn't in the script!
Shell - Royalty, with a story about how Nadia was set
to marry Prince William. Oh lordy, watch out Wills!
Stuart - Science and Technology, with an amusing report
on our useless roving Mars robot 'Beagle 2'.
Vanessa - 'Ness covered what was going down in the
world of Business.
Victor aka Trevor McBigdi*k - Crime, with a slightly
mad diatribe on chick-fodder TV show, Sex & The City.
Wearing cardboard television sets on their heads and pastiche
'Trevor McDoughnut' glasses and ties, the group looked ridiculous
as they completed the task, but had a right laugh doing-so.
As Sir Trev might say, "That was the news. Goodniiiiiight!"
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