Jon Plans Ambush On Nush
Following last night's lipgloss conversation, early-riser
Jon decided to ambush Nush this morning, but his plan didn't
exactly go to, erm, plan!
While most housemates slept, Jon and Cam were chatting in
the kitchen area when Jon revealed the idea for his caper.
"I have a plan," began the data strategy boffin,
before realising that this was typically the one day that
Nush had decided to uncharactistically lie-in.
"Are you going to ambush her?" asked Cameron, to
which Jon replied in the affirmative.
"It involves an impromptu washing line and her underwear,"
revealed the Staines schemer about his puerile plot, a few
seconds later adding, "...and a Bolin".
"A what?" replied a puzzled Cameron, evidently
not remembering the knot that they'd all learnt during Week
2's cub scouting task.
Full details of the plan were not revealed but for now at
least, the ambush has been put on hold.
Meanwhile, Cam himself was planning some mischief of his
own with Gos last night, as the pair planned to turn on their
own and play a prank on the boys instead of the girls!
With the possibility of recruiting Steph to assist them,
the kind of pranks discussed included filling trainers with
various liquids and doing some classic Jackass-style 'antiquing',
otherwise known as chucking a load of flour into someone's
But, will all these pranks get out of hand and end-up in
an infantile free-for-all?
Let's hope so!
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