Jon Puts Big Bro 'In The Know'
Jon has tonight either baffled or bored Big Brother with science
- we're not entirely sure which!
Having visited the diary room to check on the progress of
repairs to the air conditioning system, the techy housemate
proceeded to enlighten the all-knowing power about the workings
of such a system.
Upon reporting back to the lounge, the IT man recounted how
he had explained all the technical details to Big Bro, much
to the amusement of his fellow housemates.
"I explained I was a physicist, and not of any small
intellect," stated the serial pedant, continuing with,
"...and that really an air conditioning unit is basically
just the physical manifestation of the Carno Cycle, which
is just talking about heat exchange between two closed systems,
which is what we have if the door is closed".
Erm, you've lost us there Jon. You can stop talking now.
Although they probably had no idea what he was on about,
Jon's peers thought it hilarious that the inventor of the
'hose pipe heater' would be so ostentatious towards Big Brother.
But, rendered speechless by Jon's earlier explanation, was
this the first time that the all-knowing power didn't actually
know about something?
Or, more likely, in light of all the overly-techy details
being reeled-off, did it just not care?!
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