The Skanky Pranksters Are Back!
A couple of hours after the 'reward room' party was over,
all the boys headed-out into the garden to get a breath of
fresh air. However, there was something decidedly fishy going
The conversation originally began on the topic of how the
lads' bedroom was a bit 'rank'. In light of their propensity
not to shower and to wear their cloths for days on end if
they can get away with it, one of them frankly acknowledged,
"We do stink!"
However, the topic reminded them of Operation: Stinky Fish,
the aborted mission whereby a fish was left to rot under one
of the girls' beds last week.
An excited conflab ensued, during which it was decided that
they would rekindle the Operation, but add tuna, chickpeas
and other spare foodstuffs as the weeks go by.
Prank 'Commander-In-Chief 'Cameron was the only one to express
concern, saying, "A joke's a joke boys, but it cannae
go too far".
It was universally agreed that by Monday, the girls will have
had enough time to get over Justine's eviction, but Scott
issued a word of warning: "We might have to revise our
decision if another girl goes (on Friday), as they'll be suicidal".
Scott then formulated the plan, which involved lots of serious
discussion about collecting insects and putting them not only
in the girls beds, but also in the fridge! God, how
old are this lot?!
Again showing caution, Cam posed the question, "Is there
not anything less sinister and more silly we can do?"
And it didn't take long for the answer to come, as the guys
returned to the lounge and decided to play the impromptu prank
of barricading the girls bedroom doorway with a pile of sofa
As the overly-excited construction team passed the large cushions
along a chain, they were stacked up one-by-one but accidentally
knocked open the door. The lads scarpered away giggling, but
resumed their prank when no-one came out.
Then, by adopting a new construction technique of green cushions
lower down and red ones up-top, the barricade was soon complete,
resulting in 'high fives' and chuffed looks all-round. "This
is a good one", declared Scott.
Someone predicted that Sissy would encounter the pile first
as she went to the loo during the night and with that, the
sleepy scouser opened the door, paused for a second and then
toppled the 6ft wall with one firm shove.
The boys p***ed themselves laughing and then tried to recruit
Sissy as a double-agent, suggesting that she go back to bed
and let them rebuild the pile. However, just at that moment
the tannoy sprang to life, "THIS IS BIG BROTHER, can
someone please come to the diary room".
The official verdict? The housemates are not allowed to move
the furniture. Ahh, 'bah yoo sucks' to you Big B!
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