Jon's Sex Secrets
Chatting to Gos this afternoon, Jon admitted that his parents
had once caught him 'cracking one off' in front of the telly!
The conversation was started by Gos who asked the IT man,
"What's the most embarrassing thing that's ever happened
This prompted Jon to reveal how his Dad and brother had once
walked in whilst he was, erm, 'busy' in front of the TV screen.
Upon hearing the tale unfold, Gos cracked-up and questioned
whether the then-teenage Jon was actually caught, "Bashing
'No' was the answer, as he'd managed to change the TV channel
and rearrange his clothes in time, but he conceded that his
trousers were still only halfway down his thighs. Yeh, like
his Dad was born yesterday?
Well Jon, if you're going to tell an embarrassing tale mate,
you might as well go the whole hog!
This one beats his previous admission that he is, "Really,
really bad at sex", something he decided to share with
the group in case the tabloids had managed to find it out.
They haven't. Somewhat conversely they've got the 29-year-old
pegged as a virgin.
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