Tonight's The Night! - Big Brother 4 Begins
Hmmm... we're sure there's something due to happen
today, but we can't quite remember what it is?
Yep, today's the day you've all been waiting for: the BBO
Team will perform their Full Monty routine (steady ladies).
Erm, no that's not right...? Oh yeh, it's the start of Big
Brother Series 4. Whoop, whoop and triple whoop!
Sure, we had 'Pop Idol' and 'Reborn' to keep us going after
BB3 finished. They even gave us another series of 'I'm A Celebrity,
Get Me Out Of Here', complete with it's own bitching, backlash
But there's nothing like watching a group of total unknowns
getting to know one another BB-style; slowly revealing their
true characters under the harsh scrutiny of the nation. The
It's amazing that we've managed to get through the past 9-months'
BB drought without kidnapping an ex-housemate for company
(Avid). We've even resisted the temptation to dye our hair,
shave our chest in secret and arrogantly shout 'Comprunde?'
at all our colleagues.
The BBO office has been devoid of any full-blown barnies over
utterly trivial matters. Neither has anyone thrown a complete
and utter wobbler because someone peed in the shower (although
whoever peed in the sink: I think it's dis-gus-ting! - Ed)
Nobody around here felt the need to say the word 'mate' at
virtually every syllable. No-one stunk the place out with
their long-range BO. Not one person jumped on the desk, went
straight through it and sheepishly declared, "I think
I might have broken it". And we categorically deny that
there's been any late night, drink-fuelled 'under cover' shenanigans
with questionable mingers <cough> Pee-Jay!
When you think back, the last series of Big Brother was absolutely
brilliant, even though the controversial bars stayed-up for
just a little too long and Sunita and Sandy both 'wussed out'
and quit. In fact, many fans have hailed BB3 as the best series
yet because it offered arguments, bitching, fun, division,
walkouts, romance and, um, nudity. Of sorts.
We'll just have to wait and see if any of this year's housemates
will 'show their kebab', but one thing's for sure, the producers
are certainly hoping that some of the contestants will 'go
all the way' this summer... and we're not talking about making
it to the end of week 9 either!
No, rather that bonking is very much on the Big Bro agenda,
with the all-seeing power actually encouraging the housemates
to bring their own condoms into the house.
And by sheer coincidence, it seems that many of you lot are
tuned-in to BB's wavelength, as our first Poll indicates (check-out
our Home page to participate in the poll).
Okay, so you're probably not 'gonna admit that publicly, but
it'll undoubtedly be one hell of a talking point if
"it" happens. Not to mention the fact that someone
will be considerably richer for their efforts, mainly due
to The Sun's £50k 'sh*g bounty' on offer!
So, who knows what's going to happen this summer in the Big
Brother house? No-one, and that's the very aspect that will
make it absolutely compelling viewing for the next 9 weeks,
just as before. Roll on Big Brother 4...
Big Brother 4 begins tonight, Friday the 23rd of May 2003,
8.30pm on Channel 4.
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