The Dirk Benedict Fan Club... Not!
Dirk may have been the super-suave lady killer in the A-Team,
but that was 20 years ago. So, has his way with the ladies
deserted him along with his boyish looks in the intervening
If you ask Danielle, Jo and Cleo, then the answer is a definite
For the trio, who seem to have re-formed The Witches now
that Cleo has joined the coven, spend much of their time bitching
about the 61-year-old would-be lothario.
"Is it just me, or is he f***ing rude?" said non-fan
Jo, as the girls tarted themselves up in the bedroom.
"Rude," confirmed Cleo, who verbally snubbed Dirk
when he had a faux-romp with Shilpa recently, and got snubbed
herself when she pestered him with her excruciatingly unfunny
"I was trying to talk to him, but he's got an attitude
problem," said Jo, who seems to get a 'dig' in for the
actor every time she catches a glimpse of him.
Then mouthpiece Danielle chipped-in, saying that Dirk decides
when he wants to talk to people, basically suggesting that
he has selective hearing.
'Young Pat Butcher' lookalike Jo agreed, then scowled, "He's
a miserable, bitter, twisted old man who still thinks he's
25. Well he ain't, he's 60".
Miserable? Bitter? What, like a certain singer who used to
be in a successful band, clearly didn't make enough money
from it, can't get a solo career going and who's house is
on the line if she doesn't find a better income?
Erm, pots and kettles Jo, pots and kettles.
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