Curry On Up The Khazi
There's a bit of a mystery in the Big Brother House today,
and in time-honoured Big Brother tradition, it all revolves
around an inexplicable shortage of toiletry essentials. That's
bog roll to you and I!
Up early for his usual (annoying to watch) fitness routine,
Ian noted that there seems to be a shortage of loo roll, saying,
"Where the hell has it all gone? There's not that many
bums in here!"
"Someone's been using a lot of tissue," noted Shilpa
in response, and Jermaine wryly joked that the group's recent
curry was responsible.
"I can't believe you just said that," said Ian,
slightly shocked at Jermaine's, er, toilet humour, but the
big guy denied that it was anything to do with him, saying
that he doesn't eat the Indian cuisine.
Well, a good five rolls have just disappeared recently, and
if the situation doesn't get sorted soon the show could go
right down the pan. Arf!
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