Day 4 - Vanessa evicted, 'Topiary' task, 3rd and final nominations
After a bit of a booze-up the night before, almost everyone was
up early with some reaching for the paracetamol upon waking. Keith,
however, didnt surface until almost 1.30 in the afternoon.
Anthea had asked Big Brother for towels and washing powder. In
return, the group was made to cleanout the chicken coop. The girls
donned hats, coats and rubber gloves to take-on the task and upon
seeing them actually doing some work, Jack remarked to Keith, Look
at the state of that! He grabbed his camera and went outside
to mock by taking a photo of the three in action, mucking
Later, the housemates worked on their task, which was to each make
a model from a basket of leaves and twigs. The girls cracked-on
with the job with almost too much enthusiasm whilst the lads looked
initially somewhat clueless!
In the evening they displayed their creations to Big Brother: Jacks
was sensible, resembling a Rwandan Woman. Claires looked like
a football with a mohican, stuck in a hedge. Keiths featured
genitals and had a beer can on its head. Vanessas sported
leopard skin pyjamas and a mop of blonde hair a la ex-Corrie
Landlady Bet Lynch. And Antheas looked like Mr
Blobby after an accident with a leaf-blowing machine! Big Brother
rewarded them with a movie.
Around 9.30pm it was almost time for the result of the public eviction
vote. Jack suddenly emerged from the bedroom in a brown overcoat
and flat cap, reminiscent of a Harry Enfield character. Everyone
cracked-up at the sight of him.
It was announced that Vanessa would be evicted and Jack acted pissed-off
that it wasnt him; he went to sort out Big Brother.
Looking desperate, he suggestively asked, Could you rig it?
but Big Brother said no. Jacks expressions throughout were
before 10pm Vanessa was kicked-out, meaning poor old Jack would
be confined to the house for at least another couple of days! The
3rd and final nominations followed but the housemates wouldnt
know the result until Day 5.
Shortly before midnight the remaining four watched the movie theyd
earned earlier that day. Just as it started however, Keith decided
to announce to everyone that hed had a poo. Great,
thanks for telling everyone Keith!