Day 2 - Chris gets evicted, Jack breaks-out, 2nd Nominations
The day began with Chris, wearing a blue swimming cap for no apparent
(or sensible!) reason, getting the girls dancing to his rhythm with
a spot of Jamaican dancing. Jack provided the music on his guitar.
At midday, the 6 gathered 'round to make their shopping list. The
most important thing of course, was booze. Chris tried to convince
them not to drink, but his mere presence made it essential!
Later, and after continuous verbal sparring between the ex-boxer
and the ex-Chat Show Host, the group began their task. It was to
customise a pair of underpants for one another, to be unveiled at
fashion show in the house that evening. Jack chose the biggest pair
he could find for Vanessa.
At the fashion show Chris got virtually all his kit off, showing
his musclebound bod and proving that he still works-out regularly.
Keith, danced an Irish jig in huge pair of decorated Y-fronts and
a vest, showing that he doesn't still work-out regularly!
Later that evening, after a few more rounds of arguing with Vanessa,
Chris got the 'boot. Anthea had survived the first round of nominations.
The second round of nominations followed, the results of which would
not be announced until Day 3.
the early hours Vanessa went to bed, leaving Anthea, Claire and
Keith messing around in the Jacuzzi. Jack tried to tunnel his way
under the fence with a rake, but as soon as he realised the gate
was unlocked, he did a runner! Security searched for 40 minutes
and eventually found him hiding behind a porta-cabin. He was swiftly
marched back to the house and walked-in with his face all camo'd
up with mud 'commando' style. Jack exaggerated how far he'd got,
saying he made it to Stratford but had decided to come back 'cos
it was for charity. An absolutely hilarious end to the day.