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Do NOT Go In There!
Sue and Melinda have suggested that the boys' bedroom is
a bit of a cesspit!
Les inadvertently started the conversation this afternoon,
by suggesting that the three remaining housemates could all
sleep in the same room after Sue or Mark's eviction.
However, the girls weren't keen on the idea and Melinda was
quick to voice her opinion:
"If it's Sue going, it's soooo not going to be your
room," said the model, adding, "It stinks! I couldn't
sleep in there."
Les, who conceded to not having a great sense of smell the
other night, suggested that there was no dodgy smell in the
room and asked what the room smelled of.
"Les' crack-off juice and some wee," said Sue,
picking up on Les' incorrect use of the phrase 'cracking one
off', something he thinks is the same as 'letting one rip'.
However, even though he had previously been accused of weeing
in the room, Les was adamant that the bedroom was a 'no pee
"There's no wee in there," he said, before asking
fellow 'bloke' Mark if he could detect the dodgy aroma himself.
Melinda then made the group attend the 'pit', or 'grotto'
as the BB3 contestants called it, and said, "Get a couple
of lungfuls of that!"
"It doesn't smell of farts it smells of boys,"
said Les defensively, but Mark thought it smelt of damp carpet.
Of course, that could be where Goldie squirted his contact
lens fluid for a laugh...
...But then again, it could be because Les peed the bed after
too much booze!
Who knows, but we're certainly not going in there to find
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