Darnell And Lisa's Bathroom Shenanigans
Darnell invited Lisa to join him in the loo tonight, but
she soon exited the smallest room screaming, before telling
her peers, "It's alright, (we're) just being naughty".
Erm, what's going on?
Darnell quickly followed the surgically-enhanced sales rep
out holding a cushion to his face, before exclaiming, "That
sucked! That wasn't even enjoyable".
What? WHAT wasn't enjoyable?!
Lisa laughed and then high-fived the albino songwriter, building
on the innuendo by saying, "It was super-quick; didn't
take you long," and then adding, "It was fun while
In response, Darnell re-iterated to his peers that what the
pair had been up to was naughty, but precisely what were the
sex-starved duo doing in there?
More to the point, does Darnell need to fear former (Territorial
Army) soldier Mario's wrath, seeing as he's been going out
with Lisa for four years now?
Nah, it turns out that the playful pair were just messing
around with toothpaste... we think!
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