Luke's (One) Redeeming Feature
Rebecca's potential partner Luke wasn't happy tonight when
she admitted to him that she'd told Big Brother he doesn't
have any redeeming qualities.
The all-seeing entity has been quizzing the pair about what
they think of each other this week, but Bex told Big Bruv
that she couldn't think of any good points for Luke.
"Please tell me there was one good point?"
said Luke upon hearing the news, before telling the nursery
nurse that he finds her repulsive, but entertaining. It was
a backhanded compliment form the Wigan wimp, but Bex wasn't
quite so complimentary, having described him as a 'skinny
and lanky geek' in the Diary Room.
Gee, thanks Bex!
Stu then got in on the conversation, saying that Luke's dancing
is funny to watch. However, Dale noted that the 21-year-old
wasn't doing it intentionally, he's just a bad dancer.
The trainee teacher then said of his wimpy peer, "Your
moustache is pretty suspect," prompting Stu to note that
Luke's current facial fuzz resembles a 15-year-old boy's bumfluff.
"The French theme was last week," mocked Dale as
the pair double-teamed Luke, someone who couldn't grow a Stuart-like
beard if his life depended on it.
However, perhaps trying to make up for her playful but negative
words in the Diary Room, Bex said of her boyish would-be beau's
bumfluff, "I think it looks quite good".
Yeah? 'Course it does Bex. I mean, Crowe, Pitt, Clooney,
Cruise, Depp... all the Hollywood A-list dudes sport wispy
little 'taches that would blow-off if the wind changed direction!
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