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Carry On Flirting

Following-on from Bex putting chocolate on Luke's ear and licking it off last night, the pair's flirty relationship moved a new level today.

After Darnell heaved Rebecca into the bath to join him, the playfulness moved to the bedroom where a sopping wet Bex straddled Luke on the bed and, well, pretty-much put her boobs in his face!

The Wigan wimp screamed for mercy as the busty brunette pinned him down and tickled him. "You're a nasty beast Rebecca. Noooooo. Urrrgh!" whinged the 20-year-old as he made his escape.

"Why, Rebecca?" faux-complained the straight-laced student as he recovered from the 'ordeal'. "It's called true love," suggested Kat. "It's called ASSAULT!" replied Luke.

You just had to laugh!

The geeky politics student then moaned about (get this, chaps) Bex putting her wet t-shirt covered breasts in his face; surely a fantasy for many a red-blooded male?

While Mikey laughed at Luke's fake disgust, Kat accused her geeky peer of enjoying all the attention. However, in response Luke told Bex that she should get together with Darnell because he admitted that he fancies her recently.

But the nutty kindergarten nurse then took-off her wet denim shorts and hit him with 'em. "You animal!" snapped Luke, continuing the flirting.

And when Luke instructed Rebecca to put some proper knickers on (she was wearing a thong), Kat noted, "If it wasn't something you enjoy, you wouldn't keep looking". Quite.

Luke then got lashed with some lingerie by Bex, and later told Lisa during a pretend rant, "She's obsessed with touching me. Obsessed with putting her body up-against me. Obsessed with putting water on me and licking my earlobes!"

We have to say, the constant 'Carry On' style innuendo, the sexual tension, Luke's apparent inexperience with women and his prudish (and possibly gay) behaviour makes for some absolutely hilarious viewing.

Carry on flirting, you two!

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