Lisa Admires Stu's Body
Mario and Lisa were sat in the summer sun commenting on all
the goings-on as usual today, when Lisa mentioned Stuart's
status as a single man.
"It's unusual he's not got a girlfriend," said
the 40-year-old upon spotting the newbie housemate, before
adding, "Maybe he's just split up with someone? He won't
get any trouble getting one".
But when the well-built Warrington lass started talking about
Stu's toned bod, Mario's enthusiasm for the conversation waned.
"He's so fit-looking isn't he? His physique? Even above
his knees." "Yeah," replied Mario. "His
stomach's like an ironing board," continued Lisa, seemingly
unaware that her man's responses had become monosyllabic and
Still, Mario probably thought he was going to be the only
muscleman in the gaff, yet he's had to endure Dale and now
Stuart flaunting their properly toned physiques.
Nevermind, Mario has effectively claimed that he deliberately
gained weight just in case he lost it during his time in the
House. So, under that bit of middle-aged spread he's carrying
around his waist, 'Mr Exaggeration' Mario probably has a 12-pack
stomach... not that they actually exist!
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