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Lisa Admires Stu's Body

Mario and Lisa were sat in the summer sun commenting on all the goings-on as usual today, when Lisa mentioned Stuart's status as a single man.

"It's unusual he's not got a girlfriend," said the 40-year-old upon spotting the newbie housemate, before adding, "Maybe he's just split up with someone? He won't get any trouble getting one".

But when the well-built Warrington lass started talking about Stu's toned bod, Mario's enthusiasm for the conversation waned. Funny that!

"He's so fit-looking isn't he? His physique? Even above his knees." "Yeah," replied Mario. "His stomach's like an ironing board," continued Lisa, seemingly unaware that her man's responses had become monosyllabic and curt.

Still, Mario probably thought he was going to be the only muscleman in the gaff, yet he's had to endure Dale and now Stuart flaunting their properly toned physiques.

Nevermind, Mario has effectively claimed that he deliberately gained weight just in case he lost it during his time in the House. So, under that bit of middle-aged spread he's carrying around his waist, 'Mr Exaggeration' Mario probably has a 12-pack stomach... not that they actually exist!

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