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The Luke School Of Comedy

Today Luke tried his hand at some Sunday morning comedy, but it wasn't comedy in the traditional sense. Basically, it wasn't the slightest bit funny!

Indeed, his bible-related 'knock knock' gags were totally devoid of humour. Let's give you an example:

Luke: Knock, knock
Peer: Who's there?
Luke: Old
Peer: Old who?
Luke: Testament

<tumbleweed>

So, we established early-on that the gags weren't exactly splitting anyone's sides, but the Wigan wimp continued... though if you thought that one was bad, the next one was a disaster:

Knock knock. Who's there? Mary. Mary Who? ...Oh no, I've forgotten that one. Doh!

"There's no humour," noted a bemused Dale, but still the 'jokes' kept coming, including:

Knock knock. Who's there? Burning. Burning Who? Burning Bush.

And the guaranteed dinner party classic:

Knock knock. Who's there? Jesus. Jesus Who? Christ.

Alex was not amused by the would-be comedian, giving him a 'have you gone off your rocker?' look, and saying, "Alright babes, you need a hug".

However, the 20-year-old student and part-time wrestling announcer did manage one proper gag, which worked due to his northern accent:

Knock knock. Who's there? Luke. Luke Who? Luke through the keyhole and you'll see.

Still, Bex didn't get it.

Some advice for you Luke: don't give up your day job matey!

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