One Of The Fish Has Died
Sadly there has been a death in the Big Brother House today,
for to paraphrase Monty Python, one of the goldfish has ceased
This morning, Rachel was distraught to find that one of the
fish – originally called Gilbert and Grape but later
renamed Heaven and Hell – was swimming on its side.
"It's too hot in here for them," she declared, even
though the temperature in the House was within allowable limits.
However, despite Rachel's pleas of, "Please, please,
please, please, please, please don't die," one the pets
finally bought it tonight after less than a week in the House.
Know-all Rex said that the group had been overfeeding the
fish, while Mo wondered if they needed more air, perhaps forgetting
that fishes live under water. Doh!
Mikey had previously berated his lazy peers and claimed
that the wake-up alarm would stress them out, but Rex was
dismissive and noted that nightclubs often have fish tanks.
Various fishkeeping forums have gone into a bit of a flap
over the matter, claiming that the pets didn't have enough
water, filtration or oxygen, while other lay experts reckon
that Rachel killed it by changing the water too often.
Here at BBO we don't know, all we know is that fish can suddenly
get ill and 'cark it', however well you look after them. That
said, frankly, whoever decided to give the housemates a couple
of fish to look-after was a bit misguided. After all, not
even wet-as-a-fish Rachel could look after them properly.
Let's just hope the poor little blighter has gone to a better
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