Mikey Reveals Mario's Secret
With the wedding done-and-dusted it was time to relax and
sit down for the traditional after-ceremony meal. However,
Best Man Michael decided to stand-up and give a speech which
began: "I can now reveal the Secret to this table and
Erm, with the wedding considered real by most of his peers
at that stage, what was he going to say?
There was no need to panic though, as the blind radio producer
just rambled-on about Masonic lodges, the number zero, Laurel
and Hardy... blah, blah, blah... more waffle... comedy geniuses...
chilli con carne... young virgin brides... STOP!
You've got our full attention now Mikey-boy!
He then told an anecdote about Mario farting and creating
bubbles when they bathed together, which was more amusing
than most Best Man's speeches and not a bad effort given that
he'd only known the groom for a few days.
But the speech went a bit awry when the 33-year-old blurted-out,
"You will not be disappointed Steph, as Mario's got one
of the biggest muscles in the House".
Well, obviously Mike can't have seen it for himself, and
presumably he hasn't felt it either or that (fake) marriage
will be over quicker than you san say: 'Hello sailor!'
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