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Big Bro Punishes Fake Rule-Break

Even though actress Thaila has now gone, Big Brother's 'Fake Week' continues and the all-scheming entity punished the group for something they didn't actually do this morning. He he.

Having called everyone together, the omnipresent power announced, "At 1.40 this morning, three housemates broke a fundamental rule of Big Brother. The three of you know who you are. Would the three housemates come to the Diary Room immediately".

"Does anyone know what they've done?" asked Charley. "We didn't do anything, none of us have broken a fundamental rule," said Gerry. "Why don't they just tell us?" added Brian.

A long discussion ensued and Carole went over the rules one-by-one, but in the end they couldn't agree who'd been naughty, if anyone. So, Big Bro decided to punish them in alphabetical order just for the sheer hell of it, starting with Amanda, Brian and Carole.

As the bemused (or amused in the case of Carole) trio arrived in the chequered lobby, their punishment awaited them. They had to stick corn kernels back on-to stripped cobs, thus re-instating the fodder back to it's original form: corn on the cob... albeit with the tang of Superglue!

"Oh this is hard. Look, I'm cock-handed," said brainbox Brian, which wasn't a highly-inappropriate sexual innuendo, as he actually meant 'cack-handed'. Doh!

Charley later bitched to Nicky and Tracey that Gerry, Carole and Ziggy had said it definitely wasn't them, and avoided the Diary Room when Big Bro asked for someone to come forward.

However, that was a bit rich given she and Nicky had a discussion about nominations last night in the caravan, during which the ligger admitted that if she didn't shut-up she would probably end-up wearing Amanda's hot dog costume, adding, "I can't have that".

What a brilliant idea though...

Big Brother, whoever it is, PLEASE make the evictee wear that sausage-based suit on Friday night for their fake-eviction!

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