It's 'Good Moaning' From Carole
Being in the Big Brother House is a bit like being at school;
not because the housemates learn anything, but because there's
always a few teachers' pets, who do the equivalent of sitting
at the front of the class by getting-up early.
Carole is the biggest creep in this respect, and moaned to
fellow early-riser Tracey this morning that the younger members
of the group always ignore Big Bro's wake-up alarm.
"They don't f*****g do anything. So selfish," ranted
the oldest member of the group, and when Gerry was the next
one to surface she bent his ear too.
"They ate a loaf of bread and lots of eggs last night,
and the milk's been left out," fumed the one-time campaigner.
But she hadn't finished moaning just yet, so when Ziggy entered
the land of the living he was next in line for an ear-bashing
from the livid Londoner.
"Good morning," said the music man, prompting Carole
to snap, "It's not a very good morning actually. Selfish
Actually, forget that school-time analogy at the beginning
of this story... Carole's language is more 'navvy' than nursery
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