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The Caravan Fans

It was a nightmare holiday destination for Charley and Brian recently, but the housemates were permitted to hang-out in the skanky caravan this evening. Gee, thanks a bunch Big Bro!

As a 'treat' for making banners earlier in the day, Big Brother let the group spend time in the 4-berth van, and the excited Twins chanted, "Ca-ra-van, ca-ra-van," as they stood waiting to enter the ancient mobile home.

However, just as soon as Bri, Gezza, Charley, Carole, Lauz, Chanelle and the Twins had all piled in, their peers suddenly turned pranksters and wedged the door shut using the mangle.

But 'Mrs Moaner' Charley had a rant about how smelly it was in there, perhaps forgetting that she could just open the window if she needed fresh air or wanted to bail out.

Her fellow caravanners were having a ball though, checking-out the fixtures and fittings and preparing for a pretend trip to Blackpool or Southend.

Hmm, there's an idea: how about making one housemate, randomly selected by Big Bro <cough> Charley <cough> sleep alone in the van, and tow it somewhere else while she's, er.. we mean they, are busy counting sheep.

Destination suggestions, anyone?

What, you say... Kathmandu?

We'd probably still hear her foghorn-like gob and incessant rants from there!

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