Big Bruv Turns Bailiff
Last night the housemates jacked-in the Sleep Depravation
task and made like squirrels, stashing as much food as they
could in the bedroom before they went to bed. This morning,
Big Brother has asked for it back. Never?
The fagged fourteen were well-and-truly in the land of nod
when the giant clock ticked down to zero in the early hours
of Day 28, and Big Bro allowed them to sleep-in today.
However, once they were all up and in the land of the living,
Big Bro issued Liam with a laminate demanding the 'nicked
In his usual monotone voice, the 22-year-old read aloud the
all-seeing entity's message: "Housemates failed this
week's shopping task and will not face a luxury shopping budget
this week. All food and drink currently in the house must
be delivered to the store room immediately; this includes
any extra food delivered during the task".
Some of the group were defiant and refused to comply, despite
the fact that last night Gerry read-out the task Rules, which
stated: 'If housemates fail the task, Big Brother reserves
the right to remove all food from the shopping budget last
So, they knew full-well that the grub would have to go, and
Jonathan said as much by re-iterating today, "We knew
that when we gave up... we had our little moment, that's it".
It was, then, a completely pointless exercise hoarding the
luxuries, whereas they could have assigned someone to guard
the grub in the bedroom, and pledged to defy Big Bro for the
foreseeable future. In other words, if the entity wasn't able
to gain sole access to a locked bedroom, it wouldn't
be able to retrieve the goods.
Still, their last act of defiance was to tuck-in to as much
grub as they could manage before handing it over, so Laura
gobbled the whole lot down and duly exploded.
Okay we're just being silly, but she certainly wolfed that
choccy cake down like it was going out of fashion!
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