Meditation, That's What You Need
Experienced raver Tracey came to the Diary Room today when
Big Bro requested someone to attend, and she was soon being
tempted by a ruse to send her to sleep. Big Brother, you devil!
Upon finding plenty of red velvet and soft cushions in the
smallest room, Trace' was cajoled by the omnipresent power
into taking time out in meditation.
"Meditation is an ancient tradition used to aid relaxation
and induce sleep," stated the disembodied voice, continuing,
"Big Brother has organised a meditation session for you".
In response, Tracey used one of the half-dozen phrases in
her repertoire, and simply said, "Sketchy". Sketchy
indeed, and very cheeky to boot, given that Big Bro is the
one who asked the housemates to stay awake for two days.
But despite BB's best efforts, the 37-year-old – who
claims to have stayed awake for days on end before –
simply wasn't going to be duped.
"You're not going to catch me out man, I feel good,"
laughed the cleaner, snubbing the meditation and opting for
Just thank God it wasn't lazy-bones Laura who attended the
Diary Room... she'd have been in the land of nod quicker than
you can say, 'Oh my God guys, I know what it izzZZZ' <zonk!>
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