Brian Wants A Pizza' The Action!
A while ago, Brian complained that all he was dreaming about
was watching television and DVDs. Now, he's having nightmares
about food, and the dominating force that is Carole even managed
to penetrate his dreams-slash-nightmares!
"I had so many weird dreams last night," said the
data clerk, chatting to Liam and Ziggy in the caravan this
morning. "I had a dream that we had these weird pizza
things. We had like the base for a pizza. We had cheese slices,"
The 20-year-old went-on to talk about how Liam had the cheese
and Carole had the meat topping, but she refused to give it
"It sounds so real," smiled Zingy, perhaps alluding
to Carole's controlling manner in respect of all things related
to food. Indeed, the conversation then turned to the 53-year-old's
insistence in taking control of the shopping list.
"I'd like mashed potato and beans for dinner. I'd like
pizza for dinner. I'd like a fried breakfast one night for
dinner even, or kebabs and pitta bread," ranted Essex
boy Bri as his peers kept schtum.
"I've never once done the shopping list. It's the principle
of the matter," complained Brian, before adding, "It's
like I'm too stupid to do the shopping list".
"I don't wanna count. I just wanna choose good stuff!"
concluded the big guy.
So, Brian's getting tired of Carole dominating the food ordering
duties, but now she's banned from getting involved in preparing
any meals, will she still continue to 'stick her five eggs
in', so-to speak?
If so, we could be set for a snack-based Showdown sometime
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