Brian Defines The Term 'Yoghurt Top'
Big Brother recently asked Brian to define what a 'yoghurt
top' actually is, and the 20-year-old data clerk was happy
to give an explanation of his unique-but-silly derogatory
Laughing in the gormless manner that we're now been accustomed
to, Brian said, "A yoghurt top? A yoghurt top's like
a dilly... you know, like an idiot. Like, 'Oh you're a yoghurt
BB then asked why yoghurt top means 'idiot', and Bri explained
while miming his explanation, "It's the annoying thing,
you pull-off the yoghurt top and it's got a bit of the yoghurt
still stuck on it, so you've gotta' lick it off; it's like...
arggh... and then you gotta' put it in the bin and everything".
He went on: "It's so much effort; it's a long thing
is a yoghurt top. So annoyed... arrgh. That bl**dy yoghurt
top again. Why does the yoghurt have to stick to the top of
the yoghurt top? Like the yoghurt actually sticks to it and
then you have to lick it off, so then I end up with a load
of yoghurt on my nose and everything".
Finally, he concluded, "Then I look like a yoghurt top
with my yoghurt face".
Riiiight. We get ya'. Erm...
Okay, so we're still none-the-wiser; all we know is that
he said the word yoghurt a lot... the complete yoghurt
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