Anyone For Tennis?
Wimbledon has come to its climax today and so Big Bro decided
to challenge the housemates to a game of tennis
We know what you're thinking, 'How can the entity possibly
win a match, a set, or even a game when it hasn't got any
arms or legs?'
Easy. It rigged-up half-a tennis court in the garden and
fired balls at the human players using mini cannons!
In the game of mixed doubles, the housemates had to return
Big Bro's balls, which were fired at random intervals throughout
the task. The first side to win six games would win the first
If the group won the match, they would get themselves a
party, so they all got dressed-up in the traditional clobber
and put their all into it. Well, everyone but a certain child-like
and tantrum-prone blonde did!
"How many f***ing games does each person get? This is
gonna' go on forever and I'm already suicidal!" whinged
habitual moaner Nikki, before throwing a tantrum of McEnroe
proportions when she was dragged back to the court from her
Still, the 24-year-old managed to avoid any on-court hari
kari, although her mopey face was a picture as she stood lifeless
waiting for Big Bro's balls to be played. And yes, she did
utter the immortal words... "I can't DO it!"
It was apt that the poshest housemate, Suzie, played the
winning shot to win seven sets to five, as the group were
consequently crowned 'Big Brother Tennis Champions 2006' and
treated to a posh party with canapés, champers, strawberries
In the words of Spiral, "We're havin' a par-tay!"
Come on Suze, give us a 'whoop, whoop!'
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