Jonathan's Flirting Falls Flat
The five newbies and Aisleyne had only just met, but would-be
ladies man Jonathan failed in an early bid to flirt with two
of the girls tonight.
Spiral started things off by telling Jennie that she's got
a nice figure, to-which Jonathan added in-reference to her
and Ash, "You both have nice figures". Jayne wasn't
in the room. Ahem!
The big guy then said, "If I wasn't in this House, I'd
be on you both like the plague," evidently not sensing
that they weren't that interested.
Spiral then told Aisleyne that her bum was 'lethal', giving
it 10 out of 10, but Jonnie decided to build on the comment
by saying, "You need a licence for that love... I'd give
you three points for that". Ugh?
The girls were understandably confused, but what the doorman
actually meant was that he'd dish-out three penalty points,
as in: on a driving licence, because she's so hot.
Erm, good one mate (what the hell is he on about?)
However, he then decided to take the blokey 'Cor, I would!'
banter even further, by adding, "I'd do 6 years,"
as in: I'd do time for that.
Neither comment made sense and Spiral had more success with
his more direct approach, telling Ash he had a 'tent in his
jeans' at the very sight of her bum.
But, not to be outdone, Mr Muscles had another stab at flirting,
saying, "You know there's a water shortage in London?
Craic was that we might have to shower together".
However, Ash just looked at Jennie and said, "Me and
you babes," thereby snubbing the big-headed bouncer by
suggesting that she would rather get off with a girl.
And, still not realising that he was coming across as a bit
of a pushy prat, Jonathan elaborated on his point by suggesting
that they'd have to wash each other's backs in the shower.
"Ah well, I'll get over it," came Jennie's dismissive
Oh dear, it looks like he's been too forward, too soon. Better
luck next time big fella!
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