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Jonathan's Flirting Falls Flat

The five newbies and Aisleyne had only just met, but would-be ladies man Jonathan failed in an early bid to flirt with two of the girls tonight.

Spiral started things off by telling Jennie that she's got a nice figure, to-which Jonathan added in-reference to her and Ash, "You both have nice figures". Jayne wasn't in the room. Ahem!

The big guy then said, "If I wasn't in this House, I'd be on you both like the plague," evidently not sensing that they weren't that interested.

Spiral then told Aisleyne that her bum was 'lethal', giving it 10 out of 10, but Jonnie decided to build on the comment by saying, "You need a licence for that love... I'd give you three points for that". Ugh?

The girls were understandably confused, but what the doorman actually meant was that he'd dish-out three penalty points, as in: on a driving licence, because she's so hot.

Erm, good one mate (what the hell is he on about?)

However, he then decided to take the blokey 'Cor, I would!' banter even further, by adding, "I'd do 6 years," as in: I'd do time for that.

Neither comment made sense and Spiral had more success with his more direct approach, telling Ash he had a 'tent in his jeans' at the very sight of her bum.

But, not to be outdone, Mr Muscles had another stab at flirting, saying, "You know there's a water shortage in London? Craic was that we might have to shower together".

However, Ash just looked at Jennie and said, "Me and you babes," thereby snubbing the big-headed bouncer by suggesting that she would rather get off with a girl.

And, still not realising that he was coming across as a bit of a pushy prat, Jonathan elaborated on his point by suggesting that they'd have to wash each other's backs in the shower.

"Ah well, I'll get over it," came Jennie's dismissive put down.

Oh dear, it looks like he's been too forward, too soon. Better luck next time big fella!

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