Last night, Pete received an impromptu 'Brazilian' from the
whole group after Lea offered to wax his armpits to stop him
getting sweaty. Today, the focus was on Glyn's nether
Sat out in the garden with Nikki, Glyn and Pete, Mikey suddenly
asked the latter, "How are your pubes?" before bizarrely
offering to tidy them up for him.
"I'll do it in a heart shape," suggested the IT
man, but even more bizarrely, Pete claimed that he once shaved
the alphabet into his crotch area. Ugh?
Then, a suspiciously pube-obsessed Mikey made reference to
the amount of short-and-curlies Glyn has, prompting the wimpy
Welshman to say, "Oh, f*** off".
Next, Mikey, perhaps having found the change of career that
he's looking-for, offered to give them a good trim. Like you
Of course, these days there's nothing wrong with a guy becoming
a beautician and in fact, Jade Goody's salon 'Ugly's' has
one. However, it's not exactly unknown for male beauticians
to be gay.
Erm, are you trying to tell us something Mikey?!
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