'Loo' Does She Think She Is?
Posh bird Suzie, who probably uses sooper-dooper quilted
stuff in her (no-doubt) lavish home, has admitted to hiding
her last loo roll from everyone.
Being the oldest housemate, the 43-year-old millionaire's
wife should be someone for her peers to look up to. However,
it seems that her integrity has been called into question
During a chat with Lea in the kitchen, she said, "We
all have to work together in this House, otherwise we're in
trouble..." But Lea cut-in with, "There are some
selfish people in here though".
This prompted a guilt-ridden Suzie to admit that she had
'done something a little naughty', namely hidden her last
bog roll from the reach of any light-fingered housemates.
The bl**dy hypocrite!
"I feel really mean, but I only have a tiny bit left,"
explained the model, claiming that someone has been breaking
into her golden cupboard and helping themselves to her stash.
"I don't blame you," said Lea, evidently in an
understanding mood. However, with toilet paper supplies at
an all-time low, we wonder how long it'll be before the buxom
body artist brings the matter up and a showdown ensues.
Toilet brushes at dawn? Can't wait!
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