The Group Paint Pictures For Suzie
As if there wasn't enough images of Suzie's fizzog displayed
around the House already, the Dictator commissioned another
ten portraits of herself today!
Her 'subjects' were asked to paint a portrait of their leader
and were given 30-minutes to work their magic with the supplied
canvas', paint and easels.
Looking at their efforts, Nikki was pleased with the 'nice
jaw line' on hers, even though it looked more like Cher on
a really bad day.
Mikey introduced his piccy by saying that it looked like
a lovechild of Suzie and freaky-lipped CBB4 contestant Pete
Burns. And if you thought that was bad, you should have seen
Grace's portrait was a bit severe and somewhat out-of-proportion,
looking not dissimilar to baddie Cruella DeVil from the 101
Dalmatians. Hmm, wonder if that was deliberate?
Lea, who was accused of copying Nikki, claimed that her painting
depicted Suzie as 'a proper hot bit of stuff', while Aisleyne
inexplicably admitted to being inspired by Skeletor from Masters
of the Universe.
Pete's caricature-style image bore absolutely no resemblance
to the Dictator, with big googly eyes, teeth bursting out
of its mouth and spiky hair. "Actually, to be perfectly
honest, that's how I feel," said Suzie, letting out a
scream of shock and delight.
But it was teacher's pet Glyn who captured the most accurate
likeness, his portrait representing Suzie's positive demeanour,
smiley face and classy image. It's just a shame that it looked
uncannily like Michael Jackson!
Lisa's effort was a bit of a mess, however she was told by
her leader that she'd get the prize for effort...
...which was rather reminiscent of the kids' TV shows where
they always give a 3-year-old's completely rubbish painting
the prize out-of some kind of sympathy!
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