They're Poets And They Didn't Know It!
Newly-appointed Dictator Suzie ordered her subjects to write
her a poem today, and the topic? Why her, of course!
The uniformed 43-year-old's subjects were given just 30-minutes
to complete their odes, which were to be at least 10 lines
Richard's flattering effort described her as 'diamonds and
pearls', whilst Pete's included the lines, "Suzie's a
posh bird, she doesn't like dog turd". Nice!
Lea, perhaps trying to get into the powerful newcomer's good
books, described her as 'classy', but then proved she's anything-but
herself by using a crude swear word at the end.
The man who's second language is English, Glyn, managed to
squeeze a rhyme out of the words 'talkative' and 'positive'
in his sugary sweet ode, and Imogen came up with, "She
loves her tea. Typical, she's 43".
Whether that was a dig at the Dictator's age and propensity
to do very little except drink tea, no-one knows!
Nikki stated in rhyme that Suzie doesn't like her, and ever
the attacker, Grace's poem questioned why Suzie had a problem
with her. Neither were like to win favour with top dog Suzie.
When asked to reveal her chosen Poet Laureate, Suzie declared
"I'm going to give this badge to Glyn because it was
a love poem... it was really lovely".
All together now: Ahhh!
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