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They're Poets And They Didn't Know It!

Newly-appointed Dictator Suzie ordered her subjects to write her a poem today, and the topic? Why her, of course!

The uniformed 43-year-old's subjects were given just 30-minutes to complete their odes, which were to be at least 10 lines long.

Richard's flattering effort described her as 'diamonds and pearls', whilst Pete's included the lines, "Suzie's a posh bird, she doesn't like dog turd". Nice!

Lea, perhaps trying to get into the powerful newcomer's good books, described her as 'classy', but then proved she's anything-but herself by using a crude swear word at the end.

The man who's second language is English, Glyn, managed to squeeze a rhyme out of the words 'talkative' and 'positive' in his sugary sweet ode, and Imogen came up with, "She loves her tea. Typical, she's 43".

Whether that was a dig at the Dictator's age and propensity to do very little except drink tea, no-one knows!

Nikki stated in rhyme that Suzie doesn't like her, and ever the attacker, Grace's poem questioned why Suzie had a problem with her. Neither were like to win favour with top dog Suzie.

When asked to reveal her chosen Poet Laureate, Suzie declared "I'm going to give this badge to Glyn because it was a love poem... it was really lovely".

All together now: Ahhh!

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