New Task: The State Of Suzie
The housemates woke this morning to find a dictator ruling
over them... not the ultimate controlling force known as Big
Brother, but Golden Girl Suzie!
Everyone probably thought that her power had diminished now
that the Third Nominations are over-and-done-with. However,
Big Bro obviously had other ideas and has made the oldest
housemate head of the 'State Of Suzie'.
And just like in a real dictatorship, pictures of
the woman herself have been put-up literally everywhere, not
to mention all the banners and a bust in the garden.
Having spotted an image of ageing Cuban leader Fidel Castro,
Suzie latched-on straight away, saying to the group, "This
could be a problem because this is Castro. He's a dictator.
It means that they're going to make me dictate to the house".
Richard was enthusiastic, but Lea was aghast at the brainwash-inducing
amount of pictures dotted around the gaff.
Obviously, moaning mini Nikki wasn't exactly over the moon,
and Grace's face was an absolute picture as the sarcastic
sourpuss moaned, "I'm gonna' f***ing love this task...
What a load of old s**t"
And things didn't get any better for the two nominees, as
they had to promise to obey the person responsible for putting
them 'up' this week. He he.
"I pledge allegiance to the State of Suzie. I promise
to respect my leader, to obey her laws and to be a loyal citizen.
Long live Suzie," said the group in their shambolic first
attempt at reciting a pledge in unison.
However, Nikki threatened to do the exact opposite and 'mess
it up to p*ss them off'.
During the task, Suzie's subjects must assemble, salute and
recite the pledge upon hearing a fanfare, they must not sing
any songs apart from their leader's favourites, can only eat
lobster, poached salmon, strawberries, bread and margarine,
and must stand in line when Suzie has something important
The group will have failed the task if the Rules are broken
on more than three occasions, whereupon they'll receive basic
food rations for next week. Pass the task, and they get a
bumper shopping budget.
You've got to laugh at Big Bro's cheek in making Suzie top
dog; talk about making a girl even more unpopular
with the Plastics? We can't wait to see how this one pans
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