The Real Plastic People
Imogen and gang are now known to fans as the 'Plastics' after
a comment made by Richard, but they listened intently to a
conversation by the real plastic people today: Lea
For Grace and Imogen were firmly within earshot as the two
most buxom housemates swapped stories about their silicone
"Mine are soft," declared busty Suzie, as outrageously
well-endowed Lea claimed that she likes hers hard, adding,
"I want mine like footballs round 'me neck". Erm,
Plastic pals Grace and Imogen couldn't wait to have a gossip
about what they'd heard and in a subsequent chat with Mikey
the former noted, "There's loads of fake boobs now...
everyone apart from me, you and Lisa".
That's actually true as Nikki and Aisleyne have admitted
to having-had theirs done also, but of course, major suck-up
Mikey felt compelled to say that he prefers girls 'natural'.
"It'd look stupid on me if I had knockers," stated
Grace matter-of-factly, as fellow non-'falsie' fan Imogen
added, "They just stay there. They don't move".
So Richard, you can stick that in your pipe and smoke it
mate; there's definitely nothing fake or false about these
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