Glyn's Grub Is Raw Like Sushi
Pseudo celebrity chef Glyn was asked to make a couple of
cooked breakfasts for Big Bro this morning, but the inexperienced
18-year-old failed to note the imperative word in that description,
Making a traditional and totally unhealthy Full English brekky
isn't exactly hard: a couple of eggs, a bit of toast or fried
bread, some bacon, a sausage or two and maybe some beans or
However, for Glyn, who seemingly has never stepped into a
kitchen before the Temping task began a couple of days ago,
it was something of a challenge. To say the least.
We already know from Nikki's recent whinging that he can't
make toast, but his efforts to cook scrambled egg and sausages
were no more successful; the egg being burnt and mouldy-looking
and the sausages being dangerously undercooked.
Glyn did have a conversation with Grace later in the day
where he got confused over the difference between salmonella
and bird flu, but someone really needs to enlighten the hapless
Head Boy that eating raw sushi is fine, but eating raw sausages
is extremely dodgy.
Don't try this at home kids!
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