Lisa Gets Shirty
As-if it isn't enough that Lisa's working day starts at 6am,
old slave-driver Big Bro gave her a massive pile of shirts
to iron this morning. She was NOT happy!
After the foul-mouthed Mancunian had scrubbed the House from
top to bottom and then emptied all the bins, she was called
into the Diary Room and given the extra workload.
Having been told that all shirts must be folded neatly, the
temporary cleaner moaned, "How do you fold f***ing shirts?
F***ing hell! F***!"
And it was a veritable profanity-fest as she ironed away,
shouting to herself, "(I) f***ing hate ironing! F***ing
worst job in the world. There's f***ing millions! F***ing
There was actually only 50, but it was clearly not an enjoyable
task for the former upholsterer.
Hey, you know what Big Bro should do the next time Lisa discusses
nominations? Don't ban her again... just give her 500 shirts
to iron and fold.
You'd have to put your fingers well and truly in your ears
if that happened though!
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