Nikki Chills In The Midday Sun
Nikki went for a trademark tantrum around midday today, and
we bet you can't guess why? Oh, you can? Damn!
Yep, the child-like 24-year-old was feeling the cold, so
she stormed past Richard – telling him that his opinion
didn't count – on her way to the Diary Room, berating
Big Bro before she'd even got through the door.
"What are you trying to do to us?" snapped the
wrinkly-faced whinger, adding, "How are we supposed to
get out of bed with this f*****g blizzard?"
But feisty female Big Brother was not around to stand-up
to Nikki, and instead she encountered the soothing (but incomprehensible)
tones of Welsh Big Bro... which nearly sent her over the edge!
Having dubbed the all-seeing entity a moron, the promo girl
soon called on native speaker Glyn for help, and was duly
told that Big Brother had noted her request, in true textbook
It goes without saying that she threw a screaming hissy-fit
in response, but then bizarrely chose to put-on her coat rather
than soak-up the sun outside.
Eventually, in something of a 'No sh*t, Sherlock' moment,
the Middlesex moaner declared, "I'm going outside. It's
warmer out here". However, as she chilled-out in the
midday sun she kept her coat on... complete with fur-edged
hood pulled firmly over her aircon-chilled bonce.
To paraphrase the girl herself, 'Where DID they get her?!'
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