"I'm Sorry Ash, I'm Afraid I Can't Do Chat"
Aisleyne got totally freaked-out last night when she pressed
all of Automated Big Bro's buttons and heard the announcement,
"You have been evicted". So today, she approached
the not-even-present entity with caution.
"Hello automated Big Brother robot-person-that's-going-to-kick-someone-out-shortly.
How are you?" said the sleepy 27-year-old, addressing
the silicon-chip powered one.
But none of the usual early morning chit-chat was forthcoming,
not that the overseeing power usually talks about itself or
how it's feeling anyway.
Even so, Ash had to answer her own question before Autobro'
announced, "This is automated Big Brother, your visit
may be recorded for security or training purposes".
Hmmm... temporary Bro isn't exactly the epitome of stimulating
conversation, is it?
But the big-buttoned computer then went a bit 'HAL from 2001:
A Space Odyssey' (a computer that goes nuts if you haven't
seen it), by asking Ash to leave a message when she pressed
the button to get out.
"Let me out," screamed the tired promo girl, before
saying that she wanted Big Bro back and then dubbed its stand-in
an 'automated wally!'
It seems that over the past 10 weeks the group has become
dependent on the omnipresent one. Blimey, they need to get
out more... oh, that's right, they can't!
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