Brotherhood Bungle Means No Booze Or Bog Roll!
The group could be in for a messy time over the coming week,
after the Big Brotherhood trio bungled the shopping list yesterday.
Having originally overspent by a massive £100, maths
muppets Shab, Lisa and Pete re-did the shopping list, but
were still over by almost forty 'quid.
So, Big Brother told them that it would delete the last fourteen
entries on the list, however this included some rather essential
items: namely loo roll and booze!
"None of us are drinking and none of us wiping our a**e,"
sighed Lisa, who subsequently broke down in tears over the
Shab soon trundled-off to try and talk Big Bro into swapping
some items, so let's just hope the all-seeing entity gives
the housemates their booze and Andrex.
After all, the show could be cr*p otherwise. Arf!
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