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Derek Returns And His Pants Are On Fire!
He was banged-up in a room 'all on his todd' for over 12
hours, but now Del Boy has returned to the House safe and
well. However, when he told everyone about his experience,
the phrase 'Liar, Liar, your pants are on fire' sprang to
mind!
Appearing at the Diary Room door clutching a laminate this
afternoon, Derek revealed details of the real task,
which was that the Double Agent - Kemal - had to dupe the
group, or to not get found-out at least.
However, Del was not told who the fink was, so the
speculation continued, with Craig particularly keen to know.
But Kemal kept schtum, after all, as Big Brother wrote on
the laminate, 'A good spy will guard their secrets with their
lives'.
Fittingly, today's wake-up tune was Betty Boo's 'Where Are
You Baby?' but certain housemates, namely Team Empty(Heads)
weren't particularly bothered about his disappearance, nor
were they especially keen to see the 41-year-old back.
Earlier in the day, Secret Mission expert Makosi was convinced
that Del was in-hiding somewhere close-by, shouting, "Derek,
come out!" as she splashed around in the pool.
And indeed, the political man was so close that he could
almost hear her cries as he lay in his spartan room reading-up
on 'How To Be A Good Spy'.
But, although he was ultimately found not guilty of being
the Double Agent, the mischievous writer was guilty
of spicing things up when regaling the group about his time
in the cell.
"I could see everything," said the fibber, going-on
to claim that the room had been done-up like his bedroom at
home. Hmm... we didn't know the upper-class contestant lived
in an army barracks?!
Good one Del, it's just a shame that the lounge-dwelling
crew didn't believe your porkies. Mind you, with so much devious
behaviour, blatant lies and secret missions going on, it's
no wonder people are sceptical this year.
Hey, they should change the name of the show... forget BIG
Brother, there's an eight-letter word that could replace the
three-letter one to accurately convey the theme of this series:
B******T Brother!
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