Let's Talk About Sex
Late evening and Craig tried his best to get good pal Anthony
to talk about his sexual exploits tonight. Just your standard
'macho' male banter then? Hmm...
Earlier in the evening the camp crimper had asked why Anthony
didn't like all his harmless flirting and sexual innuendo,
but agreed to pack it in.
Having been told that his would-be beau would like to see
him as a mate when the pair got out, Craig clarified
that he categorically didn't fancy Anthony.
<Splutter> What the...?
"I definitely one million per cent do not..." began
the pseudo-stalker, ending his sentence by quietly mouthing,
'fancy you'. Yeh, right, of course he doesn't, and Makosi
is really a bona-fide Nun!
Back on the subject of sex tonight, Anthony revealed that
he'd 'had a rub' himself whilst in the House, but Craig wanted
to know more and quizzed him about his sexual exploits.
Anthony was uneasy at first, but Craig cajoled him into talking
by saying, "We're a 20 and 23-year-old man talking about
sex. There's nothing wrong with that; we all do it".
But the short-stuff Geordie had to be pushed to admit that
he was a 'four or five times a night' man, "Definitely
not just once".
Of course, as sure as eggs is eggs the conversation turned
to complimenting Anthony, with Craig telling him that he was
effectively perfect, save for perhaps his limited stature.
Perhaps going for something of a sympathy vote, Craig then
drew attention to his man breasts, fat belly, birth mark and
stretch marks, which is probably not the best way to go about
pulling yourself a fella!
"I'm happy from the waist downwards," said the Norfolk
boy of his own body.
Anthony did his best to assure Craig that he had nothing wrong
with him, but he stopped short of admiring his besotted buddy!
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