"Mine's Bigger Than Yours!"
If there's one thing the typical guy doesn't want to hear,
it's that someone else's whatever is bigger or better, be
it in reference to their car, their house, their gadgets or,
erm, their 'wotsit' (as old ladies might say!)
As-if to prove our point, there was a playground-style 'mine's
better than yours' argument between the lads today, over the
size of their respective sandcastles.
Gaaaawd! HOW old are they?
Science spent absolutely ages carefully building his sandy
sculpture, but Tweedle-twins Anthony and Maxwell managed to
eclipse his efforts with their massive structure.
"Mine is a pyramid, it's got meaning," said Science
about the fact that his castle was smaller. "Yes, but
ours is absolutely huge," bragged Anthony.
Before things got too heated, Kemal stepped-in and suggested
that they should judge the castles on a combination of size,
artistic flair and technical skill, but Geordie boy Ant wasn't
having any of it and insisted that size is everything.
Mind you, after the weekend's x-rated underwater antics with
Makosi, the allegedly well-endowed 23-year-old might have
at least one supporter for that argument!
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