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Team Saskia Talk A Load Of C**p!

Chatting in the lounge into the early hours of Day 31, ‘Team Saskia’ (that’s Saskia, Maxwell, Anthony and Craig) discovered that their youngest member once pooed himself at school.

As Max dared Saskia to break wind on his head, the PR girl pretended to get him in a head lock using her legs.

This started a charming conversation about ‘letting one rip’-but-accidentally-following-through, dubbed ‘Sharting’ by Anthony.

This procedure is probably more familiar to hardened drinkers (remember the bed sheet scene in Trainspotting?), but Craig decided to admit that he’d once pooed himself at school.

Ewww.

Detailing how he was desperate to go to the loo during an exam but the Teacher wouldn’t let him, it’s safe to say that he well and truly ‘messed-up’ that particular exam.

Erm, is this story a little too crude? Thought so, but it certainly brings a new meaning to the phrase ‘Sh***ing myself with nerves!’

The conversation went right ‘down the pan’ when Saskia began talking about botty-wiping techniques, skid marks and leaving loggers down the loo.

She’s such a classy bird, eh?

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