Team Saskia Talk A Load Of C**p!
Chatting in the lounge into the early hours of Day 31, ‘Team
Saskia’ (that’s Saskia, Maxwell, Anthony and Craig)
discovered that their youngest member once pooed himself at
As Max dared Saskia to break wind on his head, the PR girl
pretended to get him in a head lock using her legs.
This started a charming conversation about ‘letting
one rip’-but-accidentally-following-through, dubbed
‘Sharting’ by Anthony.
This procedure is probably more familiar to hardened drinkers
(remember the bed sheet scene in Trainspotting?), but Craig
decided to admit that he’d once pooed himself at school.
Detailing how he was desperate to go to the loo during an
exam but the Teacher wouldn’t let him, it’s safe
to say that he well and truly ‘messed-up’ that
Erm, is this story a little too crude? Thought so, but it
certainly brings a new meaning to the phrase ‘Sh***ing
myself with nerves!’
The conversation went right ‘down the pan’ when
Saskia began talking about botty-wiping techniques, skid marks
and leaving loggers down the loo.
She’s such a classy bird, eh?
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