Attack Of The Killer... Moth
Sat in the lounge chatting to Saskia tonight, Maxwell freaked-out
when a lowly moth entered the room!
Sat flicking her hair over her shoulder in the usual dramatic
manner, Saskia was re-iterating how classy she is and saying
that she and her friend are the funniest of their crowd.
"We’re like the same people, we just look different,"
said the 23-year old promotions girl confusingly. Erm, right.
Max continued to compliment his girl when suddenly a moth
flew in, which totally freaked him out. The oft-aggressive
cockney geezer jumped right out of his seat and ran away.
"You tart!" said Anthony, who’d just arrived
in the room and proceeded to catch the harmless insect and
hold it in his hand.
"What ‘you doing Anthony? Put it outside,"
cried max, panicking and fearing that it was about to be thrown
in his face in one of the lads’ customary pranks.
"It attacked me twice," said the engineer, justifying
his hysteria, however Science just laughed at Max for causing
such a fuss and being a wuss.
But Maxwell insisted, "It could have been anything,"
before putting forward the ridiculous suggestion that it might
have been a bat.
Oh yeh, they’re so similar. Anyone could make
The big girl’s blouse!
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