The New Housemates: A Teaser
Usually when something's a foot during a series of Big Brother,
the all-scheming entity is sure to keep schtum about it. This
time, however, we've been handed on a plate the kind of information
that we'd normally send our Davina look-a-like spy robot to
But, seeing as our six-pack adorned mechanical friend is currently
kaput (damn British engineering, knew we should have bought
Japanese!), this is a rather handy development.
Here's what the omnipresent one had to say about the impending
One is half Kuwaiti,
One has met Jennifer Lopez,
One is a model,
One is an engineer,
One is currently learning to fly,
All are under 30,
One says he/ she has no friends,
One has 44FF breasts (presumably female?!),
One has a fear of spiders and water tanks,
One says he/ she dislikes vain, self-obsessed people,
All are single,
One describes him/ herself as an exhibitionist,
One is a self-confessed Atheist,
One describes him/ herself as a snob,
One describes him/ herself as a two-faced bitch.
So, it's safe to say that they're not a bunch of shrinking
Actually, we do have some Top Secret info. that we managed
to retrieve from our fictional Davina spy-bot. In fact, we
pretty much know what the craic is tonight, to use one of
However, we don't want to spoil the surprise, so all we can
say is that the three new housemates, two girls and one boy,
will arrive tonight wearing weird costumes and won't be given
their proper clothes straight away.
And there'll be some kind of 'trolley dash' scenario whereby
lots of the existing housemates' food gets 'nicked - their
shopping was delivered today instead of tomorrow.
Lastly, the newbies won't get to meet the original housemates
straight away. Yes, the 'Two Houses' idea is being implemented.
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