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The New Housemates: A Teaser

Usually when something's a foot during a series of Big Brother, the all-scheming entity is sure to keep schtum about it. This time, however, we've been handed on a plate the kind of information that we'd normally send our Davina look-a-like spy robot to get.

But, seeing as our six-pack adorned mechanical friend is currently kaput (damn British engineering, knew we should have bought Japanese!), this is a rather handy development.

Here's what the omnipresent one had to say about the impending newbie housemates:

One is half Kuwaiti,
One has met Jennifer Lopez,
One is a model,
One is an engineer,
One is currently learning to fly,
All are under 30,
One says he/ she has no friends,
One has 44FF breasts (presumably female?!),
One has a fear of spiders and water tanks,
One says he/ she dislikes vain, self-obsessed people,
All are single,
One describes him/ herself as an exhibitionist,
One is a self-confessed Atheist,
One describes him/ herself as a snob,
One describes him/ herself as a two-faced bitch.

So, it's safe to say that they're not a bunch of shrinking violets!

Actually, we do have some Top Secret info. that we managed to retrieve from our fictional Davina spy-bot. In fact, we pretty much know what the craic is tonight, to use one of Anthony's phrases.

However, we don't want to spoil the surprise, so all we can say is that the three new housemates, two girls and one boy, will arrive tonight wearing weird costumes and won't be given their proper clothes straight away.

And there'll be some kind of 'trolley dash' scenario whereby lots of the existing housemates' food gets 'nicked - their shopping was delivered today instead of tomorrow.

Lastly, the newbies won't get to meet the original housemates straight away. Yes, the 'Two Houses' idea is being implemented. Sort of.

Right, that's your lot. If you'd like to discuss the above with other like-minded fans, why not head-over to our busy Discussion Forums and do just that?

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