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Big Bro's Questions To Maxwell

Approaching 2pm today, Big Brother called Maxwell to the Diary Room to answer some questions about the job he's been doing for the past three days. His answers would determine whether the group passed or failed their latest task.

Here's what he was asked:

1. Do you think the group has passed or failed this week's task?
Maxwell said that he thought they'd passed.

2. Do you think that productivity has exceeded 60%?
In response, he confidently replied, "I'd say going on what I've been doing, we should have been touching 100%."

3. Have you enjoyed this week's task?
The profanity-prone Londoner enthusiastically answered: "Very much so, it was good... a few people giving me the needle... f*** about, I've been able to get away from other people. It's been a great task to do individually. It's been a laugh".

4. How do you think the rest of your Housemates have enjoyed this week's task?
Replying to the most important question, Maxwell said somewhat bizarrely, "We've got a couple of mincers, freaking out at anything that moves or anything that's dirty but I think everyone's enjoyed themselves. Everyone's been cracking on a bit and enjoying it".

BINGO! Maxwell had been duped by his peers and therefore the group had finally passed a task. Phew!

Blinding effort 'me old cocker. Blinding.

The thing is, we reckon Maxwell might have just found his vocation: doing work that that even chimps would get bored of quickly... and enjoying it!

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