Big Bro's Questions To Maxwell
Approaching 2pm today, Big Brother called Maxwell to the Diary
Room to answer some questions about the job he's been doing
for the past three days. His answers would determine whether
the group passed or failed their latest task.
Here's what he was asked:
1. Do you think the group has passed or failed this
Maxwell said that he thought they'd passed.
2. Do you think that productivity has exceeded 60%?
In response, he confidently replied, "I'd say
going on what I've been doing, we should have been
3. Have you enjoyed this week's task?
The profanity-prone Londoner enthusiastically answered:
"Very much so, it was good... a few people giving me
the needle... f*** about, I've been able to get away from
other people. It's been a great task to do individually. It's
been a laugh".
4. How do you think the rest of your Housemates have
enjoyed this week's task?
Replying to the most important question, Maxwell
said somewhat bizarrely, "We've got a couple of mincers,
freaking out at anything that moves or anything that's dirty
but I think everyone's enjoyed themselves. Everyone's been
cracking on a bit and enjoying it".
BINGO! Maxwell had been duped by his peers and therefore the
group had finally passed a task. Phew!
Blinding effort 'me old cocker. Blinding.
The thing is, we reckon Maxwell might have just found his
vocation: doing work that that even chimps would get bored
of quickly... and enjoying it!
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