The Task Is Turning Max Nuts!
Sap Maxwell began his second day in the Big Brother Workhouse
today, where his task was to screw a massive pile of nuts
and bolts together.
That's okay, he is an engineer after all.
The other housemates are doing a passable job of duping him
so far, and having enjoyed a pampering session in the sunshine
today they assembled in Room 105, once again to keep up their
"How boring was that?" moaned Maxwell to fading
love-interest Saskia, who just grunted in response, tactfully
avoiding the necessity to discuss the job that she had(n't)
And in a possible bid to out-do Makosi's dramatic pretend-vomiting
incident yesterday, Anthony hammed it up as he exited the
Workhouse by dropping to his knees in fake exhaustion. Good
We can't wait to see Max's face when they tell him
it was all an act!
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