Task: BB House Becomes Hospital
Big Bro has turned the BB House into a hospital for the latest
task, which will run for the rest of this week.
With BB having woken the group with the sound of sirens this
morning, Roberto was made the ward 'Matron' by Big Bro and
chose Science, Vanessa and Saskia as his three Nurses.
Neither Lesley, who entered the house in a sexy nurse's uniform,
nor Makosi, who is actually a nurse in real life, were chosen.
Dr. Big, as the all-seeing entity has rather unadventurously
dubbed itself, will sound the siren when some poor blighter
needs attention, suffering from ailments as trivial as a lost
voice, through haemorrhoids, to broken wrists or legs.
There are a-million-and-one rules, too tedious to list here,
but the staff must basically wear their uniforms, bath and
feed patients, treat the ailments in a timely manner and make
sure no-one dies!
Big Brother will decide when patients have been cured or fixed-up
properly, and already today patient Sam suffered a broken
leg, Lesley did her neck in and Craig got, erm, pregnant.
We're more than a little concerned for the pyjama-clad patients,
as judging by the horrendous state of the bedroom floor, MRSA
looks a certainty in the 'Royal Elstree Studios Hospital!'
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