The Polite Cowboy
As usual, Derek was up first again today and indulged himself
in an early morning shooting session in practice for the Rodeo
Yesterday, the sometimes-stroppy political man couldn’t
get the hang of aiming his gun, so disappeared off to the
pool within minutes of starting the task.
He also threw his pistol at the tin can alley in something
of a paddy, frustrated at his inability to hit anything.
Of course, Derek tried to lay the blame on a faulty gun,
but when fellow gunslinger Eugene took hold of the item in
question, he managed to hit virtually every target he shot
So, this morning Del decided to try and hone his skills alone,
and despite his moniker as a ‘sharp shooter’,
his language was anything but.
There wasn’t even a ‘darn’, 'dam' or ‘dang’
to be heard from the very British cowboy as he persistently
missed his target, instead uttering phrases such as ‘dash
it’ as he berated himself for failing to dislodge the
cans and bottles.
We say: Gosh, one’s skills at handling one's weapon
seem to be rather lacking old chap.
In other words… you’re cr*p mate!
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